went to darling's house today

Ahh... stayed over at Aunt Serene's house, woke up and have breakfast with my darling lah! Haha the beancurd is so aweful though at the market =(

Then went to school for meeting, and rushed to meet my darling to go her house! First time going to my darling's house and meet her parents, so nervous!!! But it turns out her parents were not at home!

Haha, ate her dad's hor fun for lunch and went to sleep the whole afternoon, lol! When i woke up, her parents were home already lah! This ling also sleep like a pig hohoho. Den ate her dad's hotplate for dinner, man so full =DD Then continue to work on my projects with ling by my side, haha motivation to finish and i finally did!!!

Before i leave, we did something.. daring. haha. darling~~

Sorry Darling

Opening up my laptop only to see it filled with spams like porn, gamble, advertisements and such, is really angry. AVG suxor, I need a better anti-virus software that is free.

Projects, and assignments are all pilling up. Stress? No way, but its my responsibility to finish them not only for myself but for the groups as well.

Exams are looming dangerously near as well.

I admit my mood recently will not be that good, so don't cross my paths especially doing something I absolutely loath totally.

Darling, I just need your care and concern, and your understanding at most. Please understand that not I don't wanna meet you, I have my schedule to meet, I tried my best, but you never know. Actually on friday I didn't wanna meet you because totally deprived of sleep and I have so much to do still. When you asked last minute for dinner, I still did, because I really wanted to see you and I know you miss me too. =)) My plan was to actually stay in school today to finish up everything and go home with you later. *SIGH*

Whatever it is darling, still want to let you know, you are everything I wished for, just you need to know treating a bf/gf is totally different from treating friends. And stop asking if I will ever regret, told you umpteen times I won't so stop asking, it just makes me angry that you have no trust in me ever. And stop saying you regret, say it only when you mean it, it hurts to hear you saying it.

Lastly... I still have to apologise for my bad mood recently, please bear with me, darling, I love you and I know and wish we can walk far further down the road together, will you?

Am i your "Li Xiang Qing Ren"?

Searching through my heart and answering you darling:

穿上洋装看着手表
时间快到心碰碰的跳
和你的第一次约会来临了

Always felt the same anxiety and wants to meet up with you.

金色的阳光洒满人行道
换了新唇膏把头发弄好
要你看到我的好

^.^ Wear pretty pretty wor!!!

喜欢看你走路充满自信
说话时候你的专注眼神

温柔的表情笑容里的天真

These are what darling likes about me? =))

我相信找不到有比你更好的人

I believe I can't find anyone more compatible than you anymore. "Wo you yu gan, wo xia ban pei zhi, zi xi huan ni".

你心里理想情人是几分
是否也会有我的份

99 marks, there's no perfect girl out there, though I always say you are bad and everything but darling, you are my 99 marks now.

好想知道你的100分
会给怎样的人

No one, but the next highest will definitely be you.

亲爱的你不要再陌生
增加我戏份
我想问亲爱的你把感情升等

朋友变成情人

We already have ^.^ And I'm trying my best =((

可不可以告诉我标准
不要让我一直等

I can't say standards, standards come to nothing when it comes to LOVE and relationship. Normally who you are with are someone who are not inside your standard of what you want. But I can safely assure you, you are everything I want.

Ubin trip with ling

First outing with my darling yesterday, so happy ^.^

So sorry for not waking up earlier but I'm so  so so tired, my darling is so understanding ^.^ I get to eat her hand-made sandwiches, okie to eat, but my heart is beaming with happiness for each bite that I took!

Still my habit of sleeping on transports, so i held her hand and sleep on the way and she kept complaining haha. When we reached Changi village, we went for breakfast first. SHE BULLIED ME!!! She didn't allow me to drink my COCONUT JUICE!!! Because I have a running stomach earlier so she didn't allow me but I was feeling okie le lor, and she's so stubborn and firm and don't let me touch it at all T.T NVM, I WILL FIND ONE DAY TO HAVE A FULL COCONUT TO MYSELF BLEAHX!!!

Cycled the whole day, my legs felt so tired, but I got to sleep on my darling's fleshy legs, hmm ermm.. nice nap ^.^ Then we cycled back to the jetty in the small rain, I felt it was romantic but she didn't xD 

Then we had our dinner there, a cheap seafood feast! I didn't bring enough but luckily she did, we had my favourite prawn and crab, WHEN WILL MY DARLING COOK FOR ME? =b

I piggy-backed her on the path to the jetty and gave a quick perch on her lips so she couldn't slap me xD She went all weak on her legs, I knew her heart was melting, hee, and I held her up! Darling, now you believe what I said about I'm fit and can carry and piggy-back you le bah!!!

We watched Max Payne at Tampines Mall in the night, it was such a disappointment, then we went to develop our photos, she kicked up a fuss about a small dot xD

The best part was I kissed her goodbye and she didn't slap me hohoho, darling! When will you give me your kiss wor??? @.@

I still want to go on more dates with my darling lah, conclusion. =)

P.S. stop complaining about the fats lah, we go exercise more ^.^

ling came to visit me at smu for dinner

soooooo touched worz ling... u came over to bugis area and stay there for hours after liyi left just to wait for me for dinner =))

The Indulge's food is so nice right? But I'll order steak next time lah! no photos here, ling u go upload in your own blog!

Haha, going to study my PMSB (Process Modelling and Solution Blueprinting) now after blogging, mid-term tomorrow, heard it is terrible! Preparing to fail terribly! Haha.

Your present is closely tied to my handphone le, bringing it with me all the time... I'm thinking of making something for you, something portable so you can look at it when you miss me, darling =PP

Don't miss me and cry too much these few days while I'm so busy and we can't meet, looking forward towards our date on Sunday to Ubin lah. 

P.S. thanks for the kiss =D

how to pass these few days...

To my ling, thanks for meeting up last night, I'm still so sorry for not going Bugis with you, thanks for your understanding to change to a nearer location knowing I'm so tired.

I sense your darkened face when I told you the stuffs, but like I said, I don't want to lie to you so I have to tell you the truth. What is the past was the past, so let's just work towards our future, ling... I just enjoyed your company last night, eating the waffles and ice cream after the BIG BOWL of VEGETABLES you forced me to eat xD nonetheless, I'll eat more vegetables and fruits and exercise in due time, of course resting well enough, because I know you will be worried about me.

I will be going out with my friends, maintaining the friendships and also working hard on my current projectS over the next few days, so much to do yet so little time. I know you are also very busy these few days. And we can't meet up... I seriously don't know how to pass these few days without you by my side, your chatty voice at my ears, ling, I'll miss you these few days till we meet up again... hopefully soon...

I'll call you every night though so please wait for my call, and please pick it up. I'll try to go down on Saturday to your workplace just to see you for a while even though knowing that you will be going out with your friends afterwards, but please don't stay out too late.

ling, wish you are the one...

Cant say enough thanks to liyi for bringing us together... Whether its a fortune or not, I can't say for sure now as nobody knows about the future.

Ling, just want to say I really enjoy being with you, it is nothing I've been through before. I have my "before" but you are the only one making me so happy just being with you, your chatty, your attitude, your so-called "manly", you are just so cute. I don't know, other than just the feelings, you are everything I've wished for, no others having it.

Ling, I wish, I wish you are the one... I want to spend many anniversaries ahead with you... let's just do whatever we can, time will tell, fate will come, god will decide. Getting to know you and you knowing me more each day... =))

Known Days: 19 days

Official Days: 3 days

Memorable Anniversary Date: 5th October every year

Defective Parrot

A  guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little  perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I  wonder what happened to this parrot?'   

The  parrot says, 'I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot.'  

'Holy  crap,' the guy replies. 'You actually understood and answered me!'  

'I  got every word,' says the parrot. 'I happen to be a highly intelligent  t horoughly educated bird.'  

'Oh  yeah?' the guy asks, 'Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your  perch without any feet?'  

'Well,'  the parrot says, 'this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap  my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it  because of my feathers.'  

'Wow,'  says the guy. 'You really can understand and speak English can't  you?'  

'Actually,  I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable  competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics,  philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy  me. I'd be a great companion.'  

The  guy looks at the $2000 price tag. 'Sorry, but I jus t can't afford  that.'  

'Pssssssst,'  says the parrot, 'I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me cause  I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20; just make the  guy an offer!'  

The  guy offers $20 and walks out with the  parrot.  

Weeks  go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor, he's  interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he  sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted.  

One  day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes, 'Psssssssssssst,'  and motions him over with one wing. 'I don't know if I should tell you  this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman.'  


'What  are you talking about?' asks the guy.  


'When  the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at the door  in a sheer black nightie.'  


'WHAT???'  the guy asks incredulously. 'THEN what happened?'  

'Well,  then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and began  petting her all over,' reported the parrot.  


'NO!'  he exclaims. 'And she let him?'  


'Yes.  Then he continued taking off the nightie! , got down on his knees and  began to kiss her all over....'  


Then  the frantic guy demands, 'THEN WHAT HAPPENED?'  


'Damned  if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my  perch!'

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If  this doesn't make you laugh, you're having a really bad day  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Test for Idiocy

B elow are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!!



First Question:

Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

 

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutel! y wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?

Second Question:
I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?






 

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?






 

Third Question:
V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?




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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
..Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?




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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.




Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?




 

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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!