Thursday, July 31, 2008

衝動

很感激 這城市擁擠的交通
讓你我 還能多相處幾分鐘
人潮中 怕失散所以輕輕拉你的手
一刻不放鬆 不放鬆
忍不住 想要愛你的衝動
不確定你屬於我 會有點寂寞
你給的幸福 在我心中自由走動
撫平我每一個傷口
忍不住 想要吻你的衝動
不確定我的執著 能讓你感動
我只能相信自己感受 不怕失落
關於你的一切 我想要比誰都懂

我的心 是被你設定的鬧鐘
提醒我 想你的時間不夠用
為什麼 平淡的事情現在忽然生動
是你改變我 你改變我

忍不住 想要愛你的衝動
不確定你屬於我 會有點寂寞
你給的幸福 在我心中自由走動
撫平我每一個傷口
忍不住 想要吻你的衝動
不確定我的執著 能讓你感動
我只能相信自己感受 不怕失落
關於你的一切 我想要比誰都懂

你是情人 還是朋友
還沒勇氣 想得太多
你的世界 如此遼闊
我會在哪個角落

忍不住 想要愛你的衝動
不確定你屬於我 會有點寂寞
你給的幸福 在我心中自由走動
撫平我每一個傷口
忍不住 想要吻你的衝動
不確定我的執著 能讓你感動
我只能相信自己感受 不怕失落
關於你的一切 我想要比誰都懂

Sunday, July 06, 2008

Weird/Funny Calls of the day Part 2

Me: Good Evening S******, this is Yuanbin, how may I assist you?

Customer: Good Evening, I'm using a prepaid card service of your company, and I'm unable to send out sms, I'm deaf, I can't hear you, can you help me?

Me: !!! You are deaf? I'm sorry but how can I assist you?

Customer: Good Evening, I'm using a prepaid card service of your company, and I'm unable to send out sms, I'm deaf, I can't hear you, can you help me?

Me: How can I tell you anything when your deaf? So the problem is you can't send out sms?

Customer: Good Evening, I'm using a prepaid card service of your company, and I'm unable to send out sms, I'm deaf, I can't hear you, can you help me?

Me: ... I'll send you a sms advising you what to do...

*hangs up*

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Weird/Funny Calls of the day

Me: Good Evening S******, this is Yuanbin, how may i assist you?

Customer: I do blowjob and masturbation for SGD$10.00...

Me: I'm sorry?

Customer: I do blowjob and masturbation for SGD$10.00...

Me: You do blowjob and masturbation for SGD$10.00?

Customer: Yes, I do blowjob and masturbation for SGD$10.00...

Me: Is there anything I can assist you with?

Customer: Yes, I do blowjob and masturbation for SGD$10.00...

Me: ... ... Is there anything related to S****** that I can assist you with?

Customer: No...

Me: All right, thank you for calling S******, goodbye!

Customer: Oh... okie... goodbye!

Me: ... ...

stopping the throat

Ahhh..... seems to be better after seeing the doctor and stopping the inflammation...

So scary to have it keeps bleeding...

Hopefully to recover soon.... it makes my temper bad... =(